The Idiot A.K.A येडा

I finally got frustrated watching him, shut the bedroom door and walked away.
I went to where my husband was sitting, told him, I have shut the idiot up in the bedroom, its driving me nuts trying to figure out what he's up to. I'll get me some coffee and go back to see if he's done any damage.

Husband was all confused. What happened, he asked.

Well, he got under the bed, doing some crazy dance, got entangled in the cables and everything. He was out of there, but he's really driving me mad. Husband was concerned about the cables, but I assured him I had disentangled them and put them out of his reach.

I got my coffee, went back to the bedroom. I had to shift around a few things for him, and I sat down to watch him again.

Husband comes in and exclaims, "बाबा रे, what have you done? Why is the bed skirt up like this"?

"Well, so that he could get out from under the bed"

"And why is this box in front of my nightstand"

"Because he wanted to go play under the nightstand"

"And why is the rug so far from the doorway"

"All for him, dear", I said, as I proceeded to grab his slippers to put them away.

Hubby was exasperated, "Put my slippers back, no, he won't do anything to them, put them back".

So we both watch him for some more time, and now he is stuck under a chair. I try getting up to rescue him, hubby holds me back, "Don't worry, he'll come out on his own".

After a few attempts, he couldn't manage it, so I bailed him out, and the minute I rescued him, he headed back for the chair!

"Don't even think about it", I glowered at him, and somehow, this time he listened to me, and walked off elsewhere.

"I am going to go get a shower, you watch him", I say to hubby and off I go.

I come back after half an hour, everything's quiet, I look around, and find the idiot in one corner. I walked to him, to see what he was upto. Hubby asked me if he was sleeping.

I said, "no, he's feeding. Did you put him there, or did he go on his own?"

"I didn't do anything. He went on his own, but he did fling away one of my slippers in that corner. Can you bring it back?" I did. The idiot is now asleep after feeding.

Any guesses to who this idiot is? Please do put in your comment on who you think this is before checking out his picture...he's a very cool wedding gift! I love him!

The Idiot

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